lifesong
Everyone needs compassion
And love that never fails
Let mercy fall on me
When everyone needs forgiveness
Kindness of the Saviour
The Hope of the nation
Saviour, He can move the mountains
My God is mighty to save
He is mighty to save
Forever author of salvation
He rose and conquered the grave
Jesus conquered the grave
So take me as you find me
All my fears and failures
Fill my life again
I give my life to follow
Everything that i believe in
Now i surrender
Shine a light in and
let the whole world see
Singing, for the glory of the risen king
Jesus, Shine a light and
let the whole world see
Singing for the glory of the risen king
Monday, November 06, 2006
-7:07 PM
ok, here it goes man!!! my third installment of my money making process.errrrrrrrr..................cmon, i need inspiration. Oh man, got mental blockage liao.
Sry for all that self-talk. kk, so lets get down to it. In this post, i aint gonna tok no story. What i am about to say is confidential and real. Viewer discretion is advised. 3, 2, 1 start!!!!!!!
When i was sitting in front of the white box trying to sqeeze some brain juice, i stumbled upon this ironically obvious yet wonderful thesis.(the diamond thesis) Now, what i want you to do is to look out of your window(only applicable to city-based people). What do you see!!!! Flats here, flats there, flats everywhere.
Have you ever wonder how heavy this flats are. Lets do some math(not advised for people challenged with the advance complexity of the wonderful world of sins and cosin) Lets say one story, including the concrete slabs, weigh 1000 tonns. Then we multiply it by the avg number of stories in a flat, eg 20. 1000 x 20 will bring us to a whooping 20000 tonns, which is approx 20000000kg. whooooo!!!!! Now to find the pressure on one pillar. To get to that, we must divide 20000tonns by the avg number of pillars in a block, eg 10. Therefore, it is 20000/10 =2000 tonns on each pillar.(sry if its getting boring. Bear with me, i am suffering from mental blackage) To find the pressure, we must take (2000tonns x 10(gravity)- this is equal to the force)/(1(area in metre square)=20000tonns pascal=20000000pa
Now this is the COOL part. imagine that there are diamonds under every pillar in singapore. Well, let me tell you, with filitator1991, its not that hard to imagine. Due to the immese pressure, there IS probably diamonds inder your block NOW!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so this sums up the great theaory of diamonds. I bet you when taka or soo kee sees this, they are gonna sue me. You know why??? cos i just slaughter they're golden goose. WE SHALL HAVE GOOSE FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!! Finally.whooo!huff!puff!. Its me jethro low,from kids cetral, singning off. Have a nice day!!!
